"TELUGU" New TELUGU DUBBED TAMIL MOVIE REVIEW by "YOUR PRABHU"

PRABHU DEVA, RAMYA KRISHNAN, RAMBHA, JAYA CHITRA in a new TELUGU DUBBED TAMIL MOVIE "NEE ENAKU UYIRAMMA" Music By DEVA. Enjoy my Review.

SETUP OF TELUGU DUBBED TAMIL MOVIES :

The following are the setup for TELUGU DUBBED TAMIL MOVIES

1. A common hero for who is known to both TAMIL and TELUGU Crowd must act Preferably (CHREENJEEVE GARU, KOTA RAMA REDDY GARU, VENKATESH GARU).
2. THREE to TEN heroines must be there (Preferably RAMBHA, NAGMA, RAMYA KRISHNAN,SHARONE STONE, JULIYA ROBERTS or JENNET JACKSON)
3. A TEA STALL in which a name board will be hanging in TELUGU and where our Heroes (GARUS) will meet with his friends.
4. Normally our HEROS will be a TAXI DRIVER or a BUS CLEANER or PORTER or a Building Constructor (MESTRI) and a SONG must come after Title Explaining their JOB which will be sung by S.P. BALASUBRAMANIYAM.
5. The HERO must have a MOM who is a widow and she always wears a WHITE SAREE and a WHITE JACKET, and a SISTER who is going to college and a LOVE story going on between HEROS sister and VILLANS Son.
6. Heroines must be like a Water Tank if not like water tank like a KEROSENE tank. The Size must vary anywhere from 36-40-36 and can go upto 50-50-50.
7. RAIN SONGS is a must. There must be 10 or 15 PLASTIC BALLS and 20 to 25 DUCKS going here and there in the pond where the hero and heroin will be dancing and the HERO must take the heroin saree and throw the PLASTIC BALLS on the HEROIN HIPS and STARE at us with a twisted eyes. The number of Rain Songs varies from HERO to HERO, Normally there must be at least TWO.
8. A very important in any TELUGU movie is there must be atleast 3 VILLANS and each VILLAN must have atleast 15 ADIYALS so all together (3*15 = 45 ADIYALS) and they will be wearing a torn JEANS and a RED SHIRT and a BLUE JACKET. Normally there will be a SUPREME ADIYAL who will be at least 7 Foot tall and who will fight with the HERO in the last scene.
9.There are Some Special Cases that has to be considered while making TELUGU MOVIES. There are some Special Artist with SPECIAL SKILLS in TELUGU MOVIE INDUSTRY like "VISUAL C++ DBA, POWER BUILDER DBA, PASCAL DBA who just specialist in Fields like "ACTION HERO SPECIALIST", "RAIN SONG SPECIALIST", "ACTION HEROIN SPECIALIST" etc. Eg. VIJAYA SANTHI and she has to be given roles like kicking HEROS butt etc etc.

STORY :

The first story is PRABHU DEVA so called as "LOVE BOSS" works as a announcer in a TV Station and his job is to get hold of Love pairs and make sure that they get along. He does all stupid interviews along with RAMYA KRISHNAN who works with him and a ONE SIDE LOVE going side by side by RAMYA. A usual Prabhu Deva Style dance gets over, and a dream song with Ramya Krishnan, TWO UGLY LOOKING JOKERS making some jokes (TELUGU DUBBED JOKES) .... etc etc

The Second story is "One traditional TELUGU HERO" who satisfies all the above Condition falls in LOVE with a rich girl ("Traditional TELUGU HEROIN" , who is of size (45-438-90003) and who is daughter of RICH JAYACHITRA. JAYA acts like "JAYA LALITHA" and wants to cut the LOVE going on between her daughter and the HERO. Prakash Raj who is a friend of JAYACHITRA helps her out. "KODUMAI " is we need to watch all the Duets between this "TRADITIONAL TELUGU HERO and heroin" who wears YELLO BELLS PANT, with ORANGE T-SHIRT and his Hair Style is like our TITANIC HERO and a shoe which was YELLOW In color.

RAMBHA who comes in a Flash back story and it seems that PRABHU DEVA and RAMBHA were in LOVE and Villan Ties her "THALI" when she was Riding TVS 50 that too when she was standing in SIGNAL when going to College. Good joke right. As usual RAMBHA's traditional TELUGU dance showing everything !

Not to integrate the above three modules like working for a PROJECT in ORACLE CORP, our PROJECT MANAGER PRABHU DEVA and TECH LEAD RAMYA KRISHNAN takes the job of Making the Love pair together fighting against JAYACHITRA is the story. Dont worry in the middle there will be TELUGU VILLAN fight, songs, R...... Scenes etc etc !

PRABHU DEVA:

We will not be able to follow anything that comes out of his mouth when he talks in Tamil for a regular Tamil Movie. Its a Telugu dubbed movie and its lots and lots of fun. Slowly PRABHU DEVA is changing like a MEXICAN VILLAN. I mean his dress sense etc etc is changing with a Jeans and IRON BELT, SILVER EAR RING. I think he had like 10 Flop Movies after VIP but still he his not able to understand our feelings. All that he does is wear a Loose Pant and do some crap. For a change he has gone to TELUGU field to make our TELUGU guys CRACK and LOOSE.

RAMBHA and RAMYA KRISHNAN:

TELUGU CINE industry is a wide world. Its for females. All that u need to do is dress in such a way that everything is visible and stand before the camera and jump. You have to keep in mind that you get paid for Just jumping in front of camera. I still dont know that how a director is able to give 15 to 20 DREAM songs in one movie. In this movie the RAMBHA and RAMYA has done the same old job of jumping before camera.

LOLLU COMMENTS :

EMUNTUDA, EKADA ONNARU, RE , WADHU is what anyone can here. But its lot of fun to watch. STEEL BELT and SILVER EAR RING do u think PRABHU DEVA it suits you. Also the scene in which the HERO even after got pierced by a BULLET and BLOOD is flowing he hangs with a Bouquet and meets the heroin and wishes her Birthday. Thanga ve Mudiyele !!! you can really enjoy this movie with 15 guys sitting together on a Saturday or Friday evening and can have lots of fun! Its worth only 20/100

With Love,
PRABHU,
AUTHOR LOLLU EXPRESS,
COLUMBUS, OHIO, USA
www.lolluexpress.com