Tartar Teeth to the Public. Normally these
Ads come in EGA and SANGAM Theatre before the
main picture is shown. They Love their son so much and they are
looking for a beautiful girl for their sons marriage."DHULAN HUM LE JAYENGE" - NEW HINDI MOVIE REVIEW BY YOUR PRABHU
"ALL INDIA USSSSS PARTY" President SALMAN KHAN, KARISHMA KAPOOR, ANUPAM GHER, PARESH RAWAL, OM PURI, JHONNY LEVER in a New Hindi movie "DHULHAN HUM LE JAYENGE". Salman Khan takes the task of marrying the female his father liked. Check out my Lollu Movie review.
STORY:
SALMAN KHAN son of One traditional
North Inidan Mathaji and One Pithaji. The Mathaji I am referring
will come in "DABAR HAMLA HAIR OIL" AD and that
Pithaji will come in "VICCO VAJRADANTHI" (AYURVEDIC
TOOTH PASTE) AD showing his Tartar Teeth to the Public. Normally these
Ads come in EGA and SANGAM Theatre before the
main picture is shown. They Love their son so much and they are
looking for a beautiful girl for their sons marriage.
KARISHMA KAPOOR gets introduced in a Blue Night dress who will be sitting in a Blue color water bed and she will be shouting "Mama Where is my Camera" and throwing things here and there breaking Mirrors, Crying etc. It seems that she is the Pet child of that family. Normally in Hindi Movies Pet child will be introduced like this. They have to break some thing and shout or they must slap the servants working in their bungalow. PARESH RAWAL, ANUPAM GHER, OM PURI are their Mamas for that Parent less figure and all the three hugging Karishma saying "Bateeeeee"
The story starts when Salmans Dad goes to Karishma's Place and asks her for his son. But her Three mamas say no. Salman's dad after seeing Karishma decides that she is the Female for his Son and asks his son Salman to LOVE her. This kind of Love where "FATHER Asks Son To LOVE" in
CHINESE is called as
"FATHERO LOVE SON KARISHMA CHINKO LOVE PEKING" and in
JAPANESE it is called as " TOKYO KOTTAI LOVE DAUGHTO TAKO
WANDA"
MEXICAN it is "RIO BAVRO FATHER LOVE RO MARGARITTA CHILLY
CHICKEN BURRITO"
The story runs like this and
KARISHMA and SALMAN happens to meet in a EUROPE trip in the same
Tour bus. The same old story of fight between them and then Some
Rowdy taking Karishma's bag and our hero saving the bag from that
rowdy.. 
KARISHMA
missing the tour bus and SALMAN getting 3 LAYER CHEESE
BURGER, One FRENCH FRY and A COKE for hungry KARISHMA
and slowly a MC DONALDS LOVE develops between both of them. Both
staying in the same hotel because they missed the bus etc Dream
song in Switzerland! etc etc. I am seeing these kind of story
right from the movie "MADRAS TO PONDYCHERRY"
where PAKODA KADAR will miss the bus ! and a love
develops between PAKODA KADAR and MANORAMMA!!!
Then they both decides to get married. Those three LOOSE ( Paresh Rawal, Om Puri, Anupam Gher) doing some LOOSE things and Salman and Karishma doing some drama to cover those three and at last the movie ends as both of them Joins together.
KARISHMA KAPOOR:
She is really an excellent figure.
Although she looks like a doll without action. Especially in this
movie her Costumes were really good. I dont know how they
maintain their hips like a "OOTY APPLE" !!
I really wonder how these Bombay artist are able to maintain
their shape for years. The whole movie she comes with a Shorts
and a small t-shirt so that her Thighs are visible (One Foot from
her Knees) and her "IDDUPU" is fully visible.
Especially in songs.....that too in SWITZERLAND. Especially her
blue 
eyes
and these American Slippers. I am seeing her from Coolie No.1
with Govinda till today, That 32 - 26 - 30 is
still there.
South Indians like us who are very much used to huge Structures and Water Tanks Like KUSHBOO, RAMBHA who starts with 36-32-36 and the next year they will be 38-34-38 and the next year it will be 40-40-40 and so on....and at last they will end like JAYA CHITRA. For a change we can see some Foxy figures Like KARISHMA!!!! Vazga unadu Structure ...
SALMAN KHAN:
This "ALL INDIA USSSSS & 9999999 " President is really a USSSSSSS. There is no doubt in it. He really irritates everyone with his bare body. A hero must concentrate only in Acting. I don?t find any reason why he is showing his body. One scene in which he will fight with villans in a Bare body with a Jeans.
He exactly looks like a Person who cuts Goat in Royapuram Market without shirt.
"ROYAPURAM LE ADDU VETRAVAN MADIRI IRUKAN".
RAMA RAJAN or RAJ KIRAN
is far better when compared to SALMAN KHAN. In Romance he is a
big Zero. BOBBY DEOL, HIRTHIK or even AKSHAY KHANNA is far better
than this guy. His Horse riding etc etc who cares. Does he think
he is "ARNOLD 
SHIVAJI NAGAR" or "VAN DAMME" ... I
really don't know. His Dance moment is like "MADRAS
KURUVI KARANS DANCE". He will stand in one place and Just
move his hips like GRINDING MAVU FOR IDLY!!!
LOLLU COMMENTS:
Same old Masala movie. KARISHMA was too good. Of couse Paresh Rawal, Anupam Gher, Om Puri did their job. JHONNY LEVER was funny. Can be compared to our Senthil and he exactly looks like Senthils Brother. SALMAN was irritating. Who wants to see him riding a boat in a beach and he wearing a Violet Leather pant etc etc. I really hate any hero doing some hero oriented things other than acting. Only heroine's are meant for that.
To conclude this movie is a remake of "MADRAS TO PONDYCHERRY". KARISHMA was too good. I grade KARISHMA to be the best heroine in the industry. Story was a crazy one. I really felt that i saw Europe. Neat Camera work. Altogether the movie is worth only 45/100.
WITH LOVE,
PRABHU,
AUTHOR LOLLU EXPRESS,
COLUMBUS, OHIO,USA
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