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JOSH New Hindi Movie
Review By "Your Prabhu"
"Mumbai Dada" Sharukh Khan, "Dream
Girl" Aishwarya Rai, "Tail Less
Monkey" Chandrachur Singh, Sharad Kapoor in a New
Hit Movie "JOSH". Directed by
Mansoor Khan brother of Aamir Khan and Music by Anu Malik.
This movie came with lots and lots of expectations as it is a
Movie by Two Mega Stars of Mumbai "Sharuk and
Aishwarya Rai". The movie was released all over the
world on June 9th. Enjoy my Review on New
Bollywood Hit movie reviwe "JOSH".
STORY:
The story starts with a Gang fight in Goa. Sharuk Khan so called
as MAX is a Dada and so is Sharad Kapoor. They
fight with each other for nothing. They have their own borders in
their area and throw stones, Slippers, Split Echai at each other.
The usual 
Area
Fights like "Figures from One Area cannot Love Guys from
other Area". Normally you can see these kinds of fights in
Saidapet Fish Market where there will be Gang Fights between "Roudi
Rangan" and "Royapuram" Robert! Sharuk
Khan comes with a Brown Leather Coat with Ray Ban Coolers
with Ear Rings in a 1965 Black Rajdood Bike and fights
with Sharad Kapoor! The story goes for Half hour showing the gang
fights between each other ! I myself throwed Two stones on the
screen.
Aishwarya Rai gets introduced as Sister of Sharuk ! Sharuk
Kicks butt's of all the guys who Jollufy Aishwarya! "Tail
Less Monkey" Chandrachur Singh (RAHUL) who is a Traditional
Young Hindi Hero gets introduced as Sharad Kapoors Brother who is
against Sharuk's Gang. For those who doesn't know what is meant
by "TRADITIONAL YOUNG HINDI HERO" the
following are the features of them.
1. The first feature is they must be half girlish in
looks Eg. Saif Ali Khan, Abbas, Kunal
2. They must never have any symptoms of having Mush or Shaven
Face
3. They must wear a Violet or Pink color Pant with a Printed
shirt which normally the beggars in America wear.
4. They mush know how to play Gitar, Sitar and sing a song with
Mike before 10,000 People
5. Girls must be really crazy seeing their Half Female Looks Ex.
Hirthik Roshan
6. The most important thing is they must have a hair style like a
Congo Orangutan.
RAHUL meets Aishwarya in Church and falls in Love with her. Then
a Dream song with Aishu Doll maintaining good Distance gets
over. Then the
movie runs for another one hour showing all sorts of
"SAIDAPET and GORUKUPET" gang fights and
Aishwarya travelling with Sharuk in that 1960 Rajdood etc etc.
Slowly Aishu falls in Love with that Traditional Hindi Hero
although she knows that his brother is Sharuk's enemy.
Rahul then does some JAMES BOND 007 Job like
finding the history of Sharuk Khan! Then he says to Sharuk that
he loves his sister "Aishwarya"! Sharuk who cant take
this kicks him, Ties him in a rope and kicks him and he falls
down. His Brother "Rowdi Rangan" hears this news and
rushes to his place. Meanwhile Aishu who is in love with Rahul
feels bad and another Dream song in Goa Beach like He wearing a
Beach dress and Aishu in Swim suit (Fully Covered) and
dancing, Jumping etc etc gets over.
The ultimate comedy is Climax. Both the Gangsters fight with each
other, kicking each other. Sharuk takes his gun and the other guy
takes his Knife. The bang with each other like Gorillas in
Vandalur Zoo making sounds like Pig. Sharuk As usual with lots
and lots of Cuts in his body and blood flowing from his lips and
shouting
"SALE TUM KO MAR
DALUMGA MAIN" (Magane I am going to Kill you in English) and
the other guy shouting "KUTHE KI BACHA THUMARI ANKO
KO KAT DUNGA MAIN" (Street Dog I am going to cut you into
Pieces) !!!!! At last Sarad Kapoor flies from a rock on
Sharuk and Sharuk Shoots like a Beggar Shooting a Pig and he
dies.
Then the Court scene. Traditional Indian movie
court scene like a Old PERISU sitting as Judge with a Black Coat
and a Person who looks like a Person Affected in Plague for 10
years is the Lawyer and he asking Sharuk "Thum Ne Usko Mar
Dalu Na" ( Did u Kill him In Hindi) . Then RAHUL comes to
court and says that he killed his brother to save his life and it
was not done intentionally. The movie ends as Sharuk Thanking
Rahul and giving his sister to that Tail less Traditional Hero!
Magane Kolranga da !!!!
SHARUKHAN:
The whole movie Sharuk Comes with a Dada Outlook like the Dada's
in Saidapet Fish Market and does lots and lots of overacting.
He exactly looks
like a person affected by Cholera for 3 Months. Sad thing is he
comes as Brother for Aishwarya and was forced to Hug Aishwarya in
a brotherly manner like Shivaji Hugging Savithri in
"PASA MALAR" which was really sad ! He didn't
have good hit this year with couple of his movies didn't run as
expected and with HIRTHIK ROSHAN coming big Sharuk was forced to
do a good job in this movie or else his No.1 Position is a Big
Question mark ! I would say he did a OK job in this movie But
compared to his previous hits like DARR, BAZZIGHAR this
movie is a very very normal one for him. I would love to see
Sharuk Doing his negative Hero role's!!! Another movie for
Sharuk!
AISHWARYA RAI:
All the good Words related to beauty will fit for her in this
movie too. But a very different Aishwarya with a modern Dress
which to me is only 75% Aishwarya. She is too
good in her Lehanga Cholies and North Indian Dress compared to
Western Dress. All the description I wrote in my previous review
like Taal, Hum Dil De Chuke Sanam, Kandukonadain Kandukondain
applies to her in this movie too. Especially that song in Goa
Beach she was really superb. Another movie for Aishwarya !
CHANDRACHUR SINGH:
A Traditional Hindi Hero who meets all the requirements of Hindi
heros mentioned about. He looks like a person who sells "PANANGAI
in PERAMBUR" !! He comes with a sad face seeing
Aishu in a side angle and runs a Bakery shop ! Sings two duets
with Aishu wearing a Orange Pant ! Fortunately there is no Mike
song or Guitar Song in the movie. Looks like a Rat that is trying
to come out of a Cat Mouth in One angle! I think he must have
drunk some 10 liters of Petrol before Acting ! His eyer are real
red and eagery waiting to Kiss Aishwarya !
LOLLU COMMENTS:
This movie came out with lots and lots of expectaions and the
movie was declared to be a big hit after the FIRST WEEK show in
Mumbai. Of course Mega stars like Sharuk and Aishwarya are there
in the movie. Songs are ok with Anu Malik doing a OK job. I am
sure that its not going to be a big hit considering the story
line and the RAT EATEN CAT Face of the hero. How long can we see
two SAIDAPET and GORUKUPET Roudies fighting with each
other with cycle chain and Soda Bottle although Aishwarya comes
and filles the eyes of our Jollus.
Sharuk Khan who impressed all out RICKSHAW guys and Auto Guys
with his DAAR and BAZZIGHAR failed to do so with this movie. All
that he does is ride bike here and there and fight with Gundas
for nothing as our ROAD ROMEOS does in ROYAPURAM
and SAIDAPET. I think the appropriate name for this movie would
be "ROWDI RANGAN" ! I dont find any reason why they
need to have a mega star and Super hit director for this movie.
I think tamil directors extract more from Artist like Aishwarya
and Sharuk. After Seeing Aishu in TAAL, Hum Dil De Chuke
Sanam and Her recent Kandukondain Kandukondain I think
she was Literally wasted in this movie. She comes in a swim suit
unfortunately she comes with a Full Pant and Full hand shirt Swim
suit ! Sorry Guys ! I think good artist must not be
wasted and its worth watching if You get a free video ! I grade
this movie to be 45/100 !
WITH LOVE,
PRABHU,
AUTHOR LOLLU EXPRESS,
COLUMBUS, OHIO, USA
www.lolluexpress.com
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