"NARASIMMA" NEW LOLLU EXPRESS MOVIE REVIEW BY YOUR PRABHU

"South India James Bond" VijayaKanth, Isha Gopikar, Raguvaran, "Rubber Figure" Ramya, Nasar, Anandraj, Vadivelu, Ranjit in a new James Boon 007 kind of Action THIRUNELVELI HALWA movie "NARASIMMA". Music by "Tollywood" Fame Mani Sharma and the movie directed by Thirupathiswamy. Enjoy my review on New Kollywood Action movie "NARASIMMMA".

STORY:

Action movies are fun to watch. That too an Action movie with No Logic is double treat to us. "Narasimma" is a combination of Action+ No Logic+ Hero Worship and our regular 'Kollywood Masala' which brings nothing but Laugh. The movie starts as they Project Vijayakanth as a Terrorist. He breaks tough security in Delhi and keeps Bombs everywhere. The Bomb Looks like "TNAGAR" T-Stall "Masala Bonda" and it Burst and creates fire as if a volcano bursts and our Vijayaganth Walks in front of the Fire with a Back ground music "SIMMA NARASIMMA SIMMA NARASIMMA" !!! HA HA HA HA HA HA !!!!! The height of comedy is he wears a DARK BLUE CONTACT Lens (Looks like KARISHMA KAPOORS EYES) and walks with a K.B TOYS Gun !!!! HA HA HA HA!!!!!! Don't forget when he does all these actions that background music "SIMMA NARASIMMA" plays as a background.

Then he gets arrested by DELHI POLICE and goes to CBI investigation. Here is where you have to forget logic or else you will become a Nut. The police will take Vijayaganth to a dark room for investigation and Rahuvaran is the commander who is incharge of this investigation. They will threaten Vijayaganth that they will take his Nails off. Then Vijayaganth Bites his nails and says "INDHA NARASIMMA NAGAM KADIKA BAYAPADAMATAN" !!!!! Similarly he goes and sleeps in ICE bars and says " INDHA NARASIMMA ICE MELA PADUPAN" and the height of comedy is when the Police Keeps Electric Shock to him. The Electric shock does not do any good for investigation and Vijayaganth will say " Electric Current Indha Narasimma va Onnum Seyadhu". Don't you think that this is too much? He continuously gives these kinds of HALWA for hours together changing his contact Lens, which was again irritating. Then he escapes from Jail that too saying that he will escape at 11 PM.

Then he goes to Bombay and kills a music director and then he goes to Calcutta and kills a Police officer. All those HALWA I mentioned happens in this process too and ISHA who comes to India from Singapore meets Vijayaganth in these places and sings duets with him quiet frequently. All the songs are taken in such a way that only heroine Dreams about him. The costumes in songs were flashy like RED SUIT, ORANGE SUIT like stand up comedian suits. Then he goes to Kerala where to kill a famous guy. A dream song where RAMYA KRISHNAN gets introduced in KERALA Costume showing her hips. It was just added to make one more glamour song and nothing special about it. Then there is a sudden twist in the movie. If at all you are wondering why Vijayaganth is doing all these things, It seems that he is a Police Officer and he has taken a mission that he will kill all terrorists and he cannot do that job with a Police Uniform. HA HA HA!! I don't know how we can categorize this HALWA!!!!!!!

The first half get over as we all were really irritated by the way the movie was made. At least the second half makes some sense although there was no Logic. It seems that the three VIP's whom he killed were all working against India. Now to drag the movie for one more hour and to show VIJAYAGANTH for one more hour there is another task that need to get done. That is capturing a Terrorist gang leader. It seems that the information is sent daily to him from a COMPUTER CENTRE in Madras !!!!! ha ha ha!! So Vijayaganth goes to that computer center. It's a kind of room, which is filled with 100's of 19-INCH Monitors without CPU. All the 100 Monitors has VIJAYAGANTH as SCREEN SAVER !!! HA HA HA !!! Then he sits before One MONITOR and opens a Browser and types something and he gets the picture of that Terrorist. !!!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA !!!!! Then he goes and fights with the terrorist. Catches BULLETS in HANDS when fired on him etc etc. Fights with the Villan and says couple of RED-HOT dialogs and all those comedy and fortunately the movie vends.!!!! I think you need to drink 10 bottles of water to relieve the tension!

VIJAYAGANTH:

I think these days hero's act in movie just to boost their image and they forget that they are supposed to entertain us. I agree to certain extent that Boosting their own image is OK. But not like what Vijayaganth did in this movie. His dialogs were very clear that he is going to be in Politics soon. The action performed in this movie just brings some Laugh and I am pretty sure that everyone will agree with me. I don't know what is the necessity of BLUE, BROWN, RED contact lens. In song sequence no one can tolerate his dance steps. One must really appreciate the dance master of this movie who made us to laugh like anything seeing his funny dance moments. Especially in that "KADAL MAINAVE" song ! He dances like AMIR KHAN in JO JETHA WO HE SIKANDAR movie with the same costume and dance action. ISHA is a sad girl and she is no way matched to the hero. Catching Bullets in Hands, Diving in air and kicking 100 Villains, Dancing like 25 Years old hero looks silly and it really spoils the image rather than boosting. Similarly "SIMMA NARASIMMA" sounds in background when he walks brings nothing but Laughter. Too much of HERO WORSHIP is good for nothing.

ISHA & "RUBBER" RAMYA KRISHNAN:

Isha looks slim and cute but she lacks that heroine charm that she needs to have. Duets with Vijayaganth were not tolerable. She was just introduced as a glamour doll and costumes were neat. RAMYA KRISHNAN comes for one song just to show her hips and to add more glamour. I don't know why she is wasted in movies like this. If at all you are a RAMYA fan then you will like it and nothing special about the song. RAMYA KRISHNAN in kerala costume !!! Adu Sari, who will not watch Ramya in that costume !! She is wasted in these kinds of movie.

LOLLU COMMENTS:

This movie might be good for "C" centers and for sure there is nothing special in the movie. His last movie VANCHINATHAN was much better than compared to this mess. If you want to laugh with you friends seeing his dance action and Cooling glass then you can have real fun. I still don't understand why these heroes wear a cooling glass and leather coat. How can some one wear a leather coat in India that too on a 110-Degree day? Hero's must concentrate on acting and entertaining us rather than boosting their own image. VADIVELU comedy was another. I think it's not necessary to make a movie to boost his image. The irritation starts from the first scene where he Tickles his Fingers and his dogs turn and see him and when he says go it goes and keeps that TNAGAR BONDA BOMB. I think the one and only hero who can boost his image in movies is RAJINI. When RAJINI walks with BADSHA BADSHA tone that will be enjoyable and this NARSIMMA SIMMA background brings nothing but Laughter. That Current Shock was the ultimate Comedy !! NARASIMMA Vuku SHOCK Adikadhu in a Dabara tone !!! HA HA HA HA !! Altogether it's worth only 20/100.

WITH LOVE,
Prabhu,
AUTHOR LOLLU EXPRESS,
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COLUMBUS, OHIO USA.
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