"POLICE KILLADI" NEW TELUGU DUBBED TAMIL MOVIE REVIEW BY "YOUR PRABHU"

"ANDRA TOM CRUISE" NAGARJUNA, "RAJASTAN OTAGAM" TABU, "BOSTON BOILER" HEERA in a new Traditional TELUGU DUBBED Tamil Movie "POLICE KILLADI". Directed by ANDRA Super Director "GUNTUR GOVINDA REDDY" and Music by " WARANGAL VIKRAM GARU REDDY" and Produced by "CHITHUR CHITRA REDDY". Enjoy my Telugu Dubbed Tamil Movie Review on "SILVER SCREENS LU, ME ORRU THETARU LU, BRAMANDA PAMPISTANU" POLICE GARU ORU KILLADI GARU (Telugu name for POLICE KILLADI)

STORY:

"NAGARJUNA" is a Police inspector in "SILUKULURPET" , GUNDUR THALUKA. TABU is another inspector in "OMALURPET", KAKINADA POST. Nagarjuna happens to meet TABU in a fight with Rowdies and falls in Love with that "RAJASTAN OTAGAM" who is a rough and tough female. I think within 20 mts of the movie Two Songs gets over. One in Switzerland and another one in Sowcarpet. Their love ends in a big success and Tabu becomes Pregnant. Then our hero singing a Duet with her like he taking care of her, washing her dirty cloths, Like VIJAYAGANTH with his Bonda Face does for RADHIKA in "POONTHOTA KAVAL KARAN" when Radhika was Pregnant in that

SINDIYA VEN MANI SIPIYIL MUTHACHU EN KANNAMMA

SEN NERA MANIYIL EN MANAM PITACHU EN PONNAMMA .... Song .....

One fine day our TABU gets a call that she needs to arrest a gang leader and rowdies gets hold of that van in which TABU was travelling and burns it. NAGA thinks that she died in that accident and grows DADI. His dad who is a traditional "ANDRA HERO DAD" cant take his son being like a Devados. Normally ANDRA HERO's dad will look like a Person who sells "MASALA PAL in MOUNT ROAD" that too after 10 O'clock. They will have big Mush and will be smoking a Big "SURUTU" in their mouth and will be wearing a RED NIGHT DRESS like 1950's K.S RANGA RAO without underwear and will have a eyes like a PANANGAL PARK PIG. Normally after their sons marriage they encourage them to have "MATTER" and will be enjoying standing outside the Bed room ..... giving some Matter Milk etc ....

That God Father gets hold of HEERA and makes NAGA to tie Thali. HEERA thinks that NAGA is First Hand and NAGA thinks that HEERA know his story. When they happen to go to their FIRST NIGHT BED to sing....

AYIRAM IRAVUGAL VARU VADUNDU
ANNAL IDHU THAN MUDAL IRAVU
AYIRAM URAVUGAL VARU VADUNDU
ANNAL IDHU THAN MUDAL URAVU .... like MUTHURAMAN and DEVIKA

NAGA's first wife TABU comes... Thats it. No FIRST NIGHT, NOTHING. All the FRUITS, MASALA PAL, BEDHI PAL everything gone waste.

Now starts the real game. NAGA handling both TABU and HEERA at the same time. HEERA and TABU both inviting at the same time he giving double act to both of them and double dose of Comedy with NAGARJUNA doing his acting at his best. Of course Some over exposing songs in the middle and the movie ends as NAGA takes care of both of them and TABU and HEERA becomes sisters.

NAGARJUNA:

I think he is the best and a Good Looking HERO in Telugu Industry. He was too good in his Looks as well as his acting. Especially when a Top hero does a Comedy character its always good. Example RAJINI in VEERA, KAMAL in SATHI LEELA VATHI. He is the only hero in Andra who can wear SUN GLASSES. In song sequence he is just the best with his well grown hair and a neat Mush although he looks like "SEMAN KUDI SREENIVASA IYER" from a side angle. I have seen many TELUGU heros who exactly looks like "CURRENT LE ADI PATTA KAKA" or Like "THANNI LORRY LE ADI PATTA PANNI" or like "KALLA LE ADI PATTA SORI NAYEE" etc etc. Compared to those guys our NAGA is like God. The only hero in ANDRA we can accept as HERO is NAGARJUNA.

TABU & HEERA:

Just imagine a Rajastan Camel and a Vandalur Girraf (OTAGACHIVINGI). If both of them MATTERS the result will be TABU. All that she will be missing is that Brown Patch that is on the Girraf body. But excellent figure and good acting makes her to stay in the industry. A very unlucky artist. I dont know in what category she comes. Few months she will act in Hindi and then in Telugu and suddenly she will jump into tamil. But people say that she is a very talented artist.

HEERA looks like a "SARAYAM KACHARA TANK". She was very much impressive in her first movie "IDHAYAM" that too in that "O PARTY NALLA PARTY THAN" "O BEAUTY INNA BEAUTY THAN" song .. with her NAIDU HALL "COTTON CHUDI" and DOWTON "DUPATTA" ... Now her GPM is 2 Inches. If you wonder what is "GPM" its "GROWTH PER MONTH". One has to agree that a GOOD FIGURE in 1995 is an Average figure in 1998 and Chappa Figure in 2001. We have lots and lots of examples in our "KDF". If you wonder what is "KDF" its "KODAMBAKKAM DICTONARY OF FIGURES". HEERA is one good example.

LOLLU COMMENTS:

It seems that this movie was a big hit in Telugu. TELUGU dubbed TAMIL movies has its own taste. They meet what our JOLLU's expect from a movie. Two three songs, Two fights and entertainment. This movie has everything and good comedy by NAGARJUNA. Ok Let me list out 10 Points for a TELUGU movie to be a super duper hit.

SETUP OF TELUGU DUBBED TAMIL MOVIES :

The following are the setup for TELUGU DUBBED TAMIL MOVIES

1. A common hero for who is known to both TAMIL and TELUGU Crowd must act Preferably (CHREENJEEVE GARU, KOTA RAMA REDDY GARU, VENKATESH GARU).

2. THREE to TEN heroines must be there (Preferably RAMBHA, NAGMA, RAMYA KRISHNAN, SHARONE STONE, JULIYA ROBERTS or JENNET JACKSON)

3. A TEA STALL in which a name board will be hanging in TELUGU and where our Heroes (GARUS) will meet with his friends.

4. Normally our HEROS will be a TAXI DRIVER or a BUS CLEANER or PORTER or a Building Constructor (MESTRI) and a SONG must come after Title Explaining their JOB which will be sung by S.P. BALASUBRAMANIYAM.

5.The HERO must have a MOM who is a widow and she always wears a WHITE SAREE and a WHITE JACKET, and a SISTER who is going to college and a LOVE story going on between HEROS sister and VILLANS Son.

6. Heroines must be atleast like a Water Tank if not like water tank atleast like a KEROSENE tank. The Size must vary anywhere from 36-40-36 and can go upto 50-50-50.

7. RAIN SONGS is a must. There must be 10 or 15 PLASTIC BALLS and 20 to 25 DUCKS going here and there in the pond where here and heroin are dancing and the HERO must take the heroin saree and throw the PLASTIC BALLS on the HEROIN HIPS and STARE at us with a twisted eyes. The number of Rain Songs varies from HERO to HERO, Normally there must be atleast TWO.

8. A very important in any TELUGU movie is there must be atleast 3 VILLANS and each VILLAN must have atleast 15 ADIYALS so all together (3*15 = 45 ADIYALS) and why will be wearing a torn JEANS and a RED SHIRT and a BLUE JACKET. Normally there will be a SUPREME ADIYAL who will be at least 7 Foot tall and who will fight with the HERO in the last scene.

9.There are Some Special Cases that has to be considered while making TELUGU MOVIES. There are some Special Artist with SPECIAL SKILLS in TELUGU MOVIE INDUSTRY like "VISUAL C++ DBA, POWER BUILDER DBA, PASCAL DBA who just specialist in Fields like "ACTION HERO SPECIALIST", "RAIN SONG SPECIALIST", "ACTION HEROIN SPECIALIST" etc. Eg. VIJAYA SANTHI and she has to be given roles like kicking HEROS etc etc.

I grade this movie to be a Comedy movie. Those who love to see NAGARJUNA its a real big feast for you as he has done his job in his own way. For a good comedy this movie gets 60/100 from Lollu Express.

WITH LOVE,
PRABHU,
AUTHOR LOLLU EXPRESS,
COLUMBUS, OHIO, USA
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