POOMAGALE VAA - New Tamil Movie Review by "Your Prabhu"

    Nalini Ramarajan presents POOMAGALE VAA. Starting RAMARAJAN, SANGEETHA, MANIVANNAN, VADIVELU, VINU CHAKRAVATHY!!! Music done by KOLANKUDI "KARUPAYEEE" , Lyrics by "ATTAYAMPATTI" Shanmugam !!

SET UP FOR THIS MOVIE :

     The Movie was shooted in CHICAGO DOWNTOWN sorry "CHINNA KADAYAMPATTI" DOWNTOWN right next to OTTANSATHARAM which is 50 Miles North east of ERODE right next to Interstate 35 and Interstate 70 at EXIT 40 !!! The story is taken in a setup like this. A village with 15 family, 20 Cows, 33 Goats, 234 Hens, 13 PIGS, 20 Grandmaa's without JACKET, 28 Grandpaas with Vesti without Shirt (No Underwear too) , 3 T-stall , One cinema theatre in which they play only JAMES BOND 007 Movies sorry MGR & JAYALALITHA's movies and one village temple, and one Arena like the one in MIAMI to conduct important functions like THANKS GIVING, HALOOWEEN, sorry "KOMBU FIGHT", "KOZHI FIGHT", One APPA KADAI (Where the village people eat in the morning) and one female without JACKET serving them !!! If u have any questions regarding the set up please mail RAMARAJAN at:

Pasunesan@aavinpalpanni.pal
kandru@kutti.pal
Erumaimadu@mattusani.pal

STORY:

          Our hero Ramarajan roams in the village in a WHITE KINETIC HONDA with Three Guys who who took BATH 3 YEARS ago !! They have that traditional "KOSAVAMPATTI HEROS" looks like wearing a JIBBA, VESTI, WHITE SLIPPERS and a gold chain and Tiger teeth hanging in their chain with a Big MUSH !!! RAMARAJAN is no way less when compared to his friends.

        The story starts when RAMARAJAN's cousin sister's marriage gets stopped because of RANJIT (the next village president) because they were not able to give the DOWRY they asked. RAMARAJ begs that he will give the money but no good. So RAMARAJ decides to kidnap SANGEETHA (RANJIT Sister) and gets his cousin's marriage done. Now Sangeetha called as "SITA" in this movie remembers me "RAMAYANAM" sita. She says that because RAMARAJAN touched her and lifted her before marriage he must be "MR.SANGEEHA" ! Our hero disagrees to it and goes to court. Court says that within THREE months they have to get engaged or else Our hero will go to jail. In the middle there is another story that SANGEETHA so called as SITA has BRAIN FEAVER ! All those Usual things happen in the movie like "DOCTOR SCANNING" her head and gives a close look at the X-RAY and says she is going to live in this world for another TWO MONTHS !!!

       I dont know why these TAMIL MOVIES show an X-RAY even for Vomit or Fever or Stomach pain and the DOCTOR calling the Hero inside and says "SORRY MR. (HERO) ! She has a Brain Tumor ! In another TWO MONTHS She is going to Die"!! I am hearing the same dialogue from K.S. RANGA RAO's period. Makalai Kolringo Then the usual MGR style story of Heros Love, Heros Affection, Heros KOMBU fight, Villan chase, ONE MANIVANNAN's Sad song ! etc etc and the film ends as SANGEETHA dies in the movie ! and our heros sad expression.

RAMARAJAN :

      Born in "KADAYAMPATTI" a small village next to TUTUCORIN, became a MEMBER OF PARLIMENT (MP) last time. GOD SAVE INDIA !! RAMARAJAN i want to ask you one thing. Who is your fashion designer. I came to know that it was PERTER MARTIN from ITALY !! Is that true !

      He come with a YELLOW PANT, RED SHIRT with WHITE TIE and WHITE LACOSTE BELT (The one you get in RANGANATHAN STREET and PONDY BAZAR Platform. The main thing to note is he puts "LIP STICK" !! He is the first hero in INDIAN FILM industry who puts LIP STICK ! That too in songs he gets too excited and his color combination goes to an extreme that even great SUPER MODELS cannot compete with him !! I want to know where do u get YELLOW, MAJANTHA, RED, PINK Shoes in the market !! Why do you put ROSE powder to ur Face !!! Please explain to me !!

SANGEETHA :

      She looks like a LIZARD with has been hammered by Stones (Kallal Adicha Balli Mathiri) !!! irritating Dialogs and strange looks !! I think that's the reason these directors hunt for heroins from Bombay. The whole movie she come with saree or Davani !! That is acceptable because U cant come with a 2 Piece or else the 2 Piece will feel bad for it. Sorry madam !!

LOLLU COMMENTS :

       The cost of the FILM to take these kinds of movies are hardly 5000 Rupees !! So our directors have decided to do something. They form their own story ! They form their own dialogs. They choose their own Hero and heroin?s not knowing what the Public wants. These kinds of movies are only fit for a NOON SHOW in LAKSHMI TALKIES or PALANIYAPPA TALKIES !!! The audience who come for these kind of movies will be the one who goes to pictures without their husbands knowledge !!
I will grade this movie to be 10/100 !!

With Love,
PRABHU
LOLLU EXPRESS AUTHOR,
COLUMBUS, OHIO
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