"SREE RAJA RAJESWARI" New Tamil Movie Review By "Your Prabhu"

"Devotional Amman" Ramya Krishnan, Ramki, "Scene Queen" Sangavi, "90's Mumtaz" Banupriya, Thyagu, 'Nizhalgal' Ravi, Ponnambalam in a new Devotional Graphics Thriller "Sree Raja Rajeswari". Music By "Titanic Fame" Deva and the movie directed by Direction Fame "Bharathi Kannan". Enjoy my review on Sree Raja Rajeswari and mail me your comments to KANMAN@HOTMAIL.COM

OVERVIEW:

Devotional movies are of two types. One is Snake Related and other one is Amman Related. As people are fed up with Rama Narayanan's Snake movies, Bharathi Kannan has stepped to other path
and the Result is Amman related "Raja Rajeshwari". These kinds of movies are like HALWA to write reviews and i think the directors of the movie take movies to make fun of them. They all have the same Story. A Goddess saving her Devotee.

Before reading this review you have to understand the types of GOD. There are TWO Types of GOD. One is VEGETARIAN GOD and other is NON VEGETARIAN GOD. Non Vegetarian gods in the movies is the one which eats Non Veg Foods like BW3 SPICY CHICKEN WINGS, GARLIC CHICKEN, MC DONALDS BIG MAC, FRENCH FRIES, COKE Etc and they enjoy a lot having RUM, VODKA etc etc etc. Whereas the Vegetarian Gods in the movies take only Vegetarian Stuff like Carrot, Beetroot, Venda Kaye etc etc etc. Normally the Non Veg gods has a Big Eyes and they will stay in the Border of the County or Border of the Area and they are normally Called as "IYANARS" and they have a Big Knife in their Hand which looks like "PARUPU KADAYRA MATHU with THRONS in the End" and their Job is to kill the people who have nice time with the Poor Village Girls.

STORY:


Ramya Krishnan and Ramki are two made for each other couples who live in a forest. Their parents decided that they are going to be life partner when they were born in this world. They gets married and when they were happily singing a Duet in that forest. 'Nizalgal' Ravi, Thyagu, Ponambalam who used to freque out in that forest every year during Christmas having Liquor, Chicken 65 etc etc. After having Liquor they need a nice Chick to have nice time ! This is their usual routine every year. Unfortunately they were not able to find a Good Chick that night and all the chicks where all "CHAPPA CHICKS". Their eyes falls on RAMYA KRISHNAN who looks like Jennifer Lopez or Salma Hayek to their eyes. Of Course Our RAMYA KRISHNAN Kutty is far better than all those SALMA HAYEK and LOPEZ.

Those three who cannot control seeing RAMYA KRISHNAN's JACKET LESS pose tries to have her in that middle of the forest. RAMKI her husband fights with those three but its of no use. The comedy is all the Three (Nizalgal Ravi, Ponambalam and Thyagu) will be wearing a Levis SHORTS and a
T-SHIRT and COOLING GLASS!! HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! Ramya Krishnan who does not like having Good Time with those Three guys takes a "AMMAN VEL" and fights with them. But unfortunately she cannot. Then those three guys Kill both of them as RAMYA KRISHNAN says no their ASSAI. Then both of them die saving her "KARPU". For those who does not know what is a "VEL" its a kind of Fishing ROD which has THREE SHARP Ends which is used to Kill Villains in the movies when the Villains try to have nice time with heroines like RAMYA KRISHNAN, BHANU PRIYA etc etc in DEVOTIONAL MOVIES. Normally these kinds of VEL's are used in Alaska for fishing ! You can also find one in Sea World Florida!

Now the main story starts. RAMYA KRISHNAN dies because of these three and says that she will not forget this incident and she will come again and she will kill them in the next birth. She then again gets her "MANIDA PIRAVI" in a small village. The kid is a abnormal kid because she is a GOD who is born in the earth again. She is First in studies, High Jump, Long Jump etc etc. Then the usual routine of Devotional songs every 15 minutes, THEE MEDHI FUNCTION. I really hate that Function. I don't know why people are so crazy about that Stupid "THEE MEDHI FUNCTION". What the hell is that function. Putting Burnt Charcoal (RED HOT CHARCOAL) and walking on that burning their foot. Man this is too much. RAMYA KRISHNAN does all these things wearing an ORANGE color Saree with a big "RED BOTTU" which is of 2 CMS DIAMETER in her small face etc etc etc.

She kills THYAGU and PONAMBALAM this way. RAMKI gets introduced again as son of 'Nizalgal'
Ravi. Ramya Krishnan who sees him thinks that he is her Boy Friend who dies 25 years ago and decides to have "A GOOD MATTER " with RAMKI who is in love with SANGAVI. The story turns from Revenge to fight between these two females, The fight is simple. Who will have RAMKI first. I think its a good fight. Two females fighting for a Guy. The scenes are very very funny. Whenever SANGAVI tries to have nice time with her husband, RAMYA KRISHNAN peeps in and disturbs them. She changes herself like SANGAVI when she was in hospital etc etc. At last the movie ends as she kills the three and leaves the world!! HA HA HA HA HA !!!!!!!

RAMYA KRISHNAN:

I really feel sorry for her. She is my all time favorite heroine. Tell me One good reason why these Tamil
directors want to waste such a talent. When Actress like Kousalya, Devayani, Suva Lakshmi are able to act in 10 movies a year and eat us to the core ! Why not Ramya Krishnan! She has been wasted in Tamil. Telugu industry knows her Talent and used her in their movies. I was really happy after "PADAYAPPA" movie came. I thought that she will come again in "TAMIL". Its really unfortunate to see her doing "AMMAN" Roles. In this movie she comes in couple of dream songs in a normal Dress, Man Take it from me !!! She looks Gorgeous. What a Face cut. Face Cut Ku Ethha UDAMBU.... Her eyes are so good. One good thing about Devotional movies is we can see heroines eyes. They project EYES like anything in AMMAN DANCE. Especially when its RAMYA KRISHNAN's we can see it for hours together. Exceptions are (KOUSALYA's, KANAGA's, DEVAYANI's EYES). They are not eyes they are MYSORE BONDA's. I really request Directors not to Waste actress like RAMYA KRISHNAN in these kind of movies.

LOLLU COMMENTS:

RAMKI looks like a "IDICHU PONA PANANG KOTTAI". I think we have to ban actors like RAMKI, RAJA who are good for nothing. The height of irritation is he singing duets with good figures like RAMYA KRISHNAN!! "VAYIRU PATHIKUNU ERIDHU" when these guys touch those good Looking heroines. How can we take when ugly looking good for nothing heros like RAMKI sings duets with good looking heroines like Ramya Krishnan, Shilpa Shetty, Sakshi etc etc etc.

This movie is a different devotional movie because its not snake related. Its the first time in a devotional movie they didnt show a snake. Of course there were snake dance in the movie. BHANU PRIYA comes as Amman. Here is an example of another talent waste. This movie for sure can be enjoyed if you dont think about Logic. We can sit together will a bunch of fun loving guys and can have real fun !!! If you are a serious person and does not like these kinds of stuff try to avoid these kinds of movie. I will for sure watch this movie because RAMYA KRISHNAN is there and i really dont care if she comes like AMMAN and enjoy her dance moments. The movie is another Devotional movie and its worth only 25/100 !

WITH LOVE,
PRABHU,
AUTHOR LOLLU EXPRESS,
COLUMBUS, OHIO, USA
EMAIL: KANMAN@HOTMAIL.COM