"SREE
RAJA RAJESWARI" New Tamil Movie Review By "Your
Prabhu"
"Devotional Amman" Ramya Krishnan,
Ramki, "Scene Queen" Sangavi, "90's
Mumtaz" Banupriya, Thyagu, 'Nizhalgal' Ravi,
Ponnambalam in a new Devotional Graphics Thriller "Sree Raja
Rajeswari". Music By "Titanic Fame"
Deva and the movie directed by Direction Fame "Bharathi
Kannan". Enjoy my review on Sree Raja Rajeswari and mail me
your comments to KANMAN@HOTMAIL.COM
OVERVIEW:
Devotional movies are of two types. One is Snake Related and
other one is Amman Related. As people are fed up with Rama
Narayanan's Snake movies, Bharathi Kannan has stepped to other
path
and the Result is Amman related "Raja
Rajeshwari". These kinds of movies are like HALWA
to write reviews and i think the directors of the movie take
movies to make fun of them. They all have the same Story. A
Goddess saving her Devotee.
Before reading this review you have to understand the types of
GOD. There are TWO Types of GOD. One is VEGETARIAN GOD
and other is NON VEGETARIAN GOD. Non Vegetarian gods in
the movies is the one which eats Non Veg Foods like BW3
SPICY CHICKEN WINGS, GARLIC CHICKEN, MC DONALDS BIG MAC, FRENCH
FRIES, COKE Etc and they enjoy a lot having RUM, VODKA
etc etc etc. Whereas the Vegetarian Gods in the movies take only
Vegetarian Stuff like Carrot, Beetroot, Venda Kaye etc etc etc.
Normally the Non Veg gods has a Big Eyes and they will stay in
the Border of the County or Border of the Area and they are
normally Called as "IYANARS" and they
have a Big Knife in their Hand which looks like "PARUPU
KADAYRA MATHU with THRONS in the End" and
their Job is to kill the people who have nice time with the Poor
Village Girls.
STORY:
Ramya Krishnan and Ramki are two made for each other couples who
live in a forest. Their parents decided that they are going to be
life partner when they were born in this world. They gets married
and when they were happily singing a Duet in that forest.
'Nizalgal' Ravi, Thyagu, Ponambalam who used to freque out in
that forest every year during Christmas having Liquor,
Chicken 65 etc etc. After having Liquor they need a nice
Chick to have nice time ! This is their usual routine every year.
Unfortunately they were not able to find a Good Chick that night
and all the chicks where all "CHAPPA CHICKS". Their
eyes falls on RAMYA KRISHNAN who looks like Jennifer Lopez or
Salma Hayek to their eyes. Of Course Our RAMYA KRISHNAN
Kutty is far better than all those SALMA HAYEK and LOPEZ.
Those three who cannot control seeing RAMYA KRISHNAN's
JACKET LESS pose tries to have her in that middle of the
forest. RAMKI her husband fights with those three but its of no
use. The comedy is all the Three (Nizalgal Ravi, Ponambalam and
Thyagu) will be wearing a Levis SHORTS and a
T-SHIRT
and COOLING GLASS!! HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! Ramya Krishnan
who does not like having Good Time with those Three guys takes a
"AMMAN VEL" and fights with them. But
unfortunately she cannot. Then those three guys Kill both of them
as RAMYA KRISHNAN says no their ASSAI. Then both of them die
saving her "KARPU". For those who does
not know what is a "VEL" its a kind of Fishing ROD
which has THREE SHARP Ends which is used to Kill Villains in the
movies when the Villains try to have nice time with heroines like
RAMYA KRISHNAN, BHANU PRIYA etc etc in DEVOTIONAL
MOVIES. Normally these kinds of VEL's are used in Alaska
for fishing ! You can also find one in Sea World Florida!
Now the main story starts. RAMYA KRISHNAN dies because of these
three and says that she will not forget this incident and she
will come again and she will kill them in the next birth. She
then again gets her "MANIDA PIRAVI" in a small village.
The kid is a abnormal kid because she is a GOD who is born in the
earth again. She is First in studies, High Jump, Long Jump etc
etc. Then the usual routine of Devotional songs every 15
minutes, THEE MEDHI FUNCTION. I really hate that
Function. I don't know why people are so crazy about that Stupid
"THEE MEDHI FUNCTION". What the hell is that
function. Putting Burnt Charcoal (RED HOT CHARCOAL) and
walking on that burning their foot. Man this is too much. RAMYA
KRISHNAN does all these things wearing an ORANGE color Saree with
a big "RED BOTTU" which is of 2 CMS DIAMETER
in her small face etc etc etc.
She kills THYAGU and PONAMBALAM this way. RAMKI gets introduced
again as son of 'Nizalgal'
Ravi. Ramya Krishnan who sees him thinks
that he is her Boy Friend who dies 25 years ago and decides to
have "A GOOD MATTER " with RAMKI who
is in love with SANGAVI. The story turns from Revenge to fight
between these two females, The fight is simple. Who will have
RAMKI first. I think its a good fight. Two females fighting for a
Guy. The scenes are very very funny. Whenever SANGAVI tries to
have nice time with her husband, RAMYA KRISHNAN
peeps in and disturbs them. She changes herself like SANGAVI when
she was in hospital etc etc. At last the movie ends as she kills
the three and leaves the world!! HA HA HA HA HA !!!!!!!
RAMYA
KRISHNAN:
I really feel sorry for her. She is my all time favorite heroine.
Tell me One good reason why these Tamil
directors want to
waste such a talent. When Actress like Kousalya,
Devayani, Suva Lakshmi are able to act in 10 movies a
year and eat us to the core ! Why not Ramya Krishnan! She has
been wasted in Tamil. Telugu industry knows her Talent and used
her in their movies. I was really happy after "PADAYAPPA"
movie came. I thought that she will come again in
"TAMIL". Its really unfortunate to see her doing
"AMMAN" Roles. In this movie she comes in couple of
dream songs in a normal Dress, Man Take it from me !!! She looks
Gorgeous. What a Face cut. Face Cut Ku Ethha UDAMBU.... Her eyes
are so good. One good thing about Devotional movies is we can see
heroines eyes. They project EYES like anything in AMMAN
DANCE. Especially when its RAMYA KRISHNAN's we can see
it for hours together. Exceptions are (KOUSALYA's,
KANAGA's, DEVAYANI's EYES). They are not eyes they are MYSORE
BONDA's. I really request Directors not to Waste actress
like RAMYA KRISHNAN in these kind of movies.
LOLLU
COMMENTS:
RAMKI looks like a "IDICHU PONA PANANG KOTTAI".
I think we have to ban actors like RAMKI, RAJA who are
good for nothing. The height of irritation is he singing duets
with good figures like RAMYA KRISHNAN!! "VAYIRU
PATHIKUNU ERIDHU" when these guys touch those good
Looking heroines. How can we take when ugly looking good for
nothing heros like RAMKI sings duets with good looking heroines
like Ramya Krishnan, Shilpa Shetty, Sakshi etc etc etc.
This movie is a different devotional movie because its not snake
related. Its the first time in a devotional movie they didnt show
a snake. Of course there were snake dance in the movie. BHANU
PRIYA comes as Amman. Here is an example of another
talent waste. This movie for sure can be enjoyed if you dont
think about Logic. We can sit together will a bunch of fun loving
guys and can have real fun !!! If you are a serious person and
does not like these kinds of stuff try to avoid these kinds of
movie. I will for sure watch this movie because RAMYA
KRISHNAN is there and i really dont care if she comes
like AMMAN and enjoy her dance moments. The movie is
another Devotional movie and its worth only 25/100 !
WITH
LOVE,
PRABHU,
AUTHOR LOLLU EXPRESS,
COLUMBUS, OHIO, USA
EMAIL: KANMAN@HOTMAIL.COM