New Tamil Movie Review by "YOUR PRABHU"

"KUTTY MGR" Karthik, "MRS. R.K. SELVAMANI & KODAMBAKKAM KANAVU KANNI" Roja, "MARABALLI & ALL INDIA PVC PIPE FIGURE MUNETRA KAZAGAM PRESIDENT" Kousalya, "KATTU KARADI" Vijaya Kumar, "SISTER" Sujatha, Vivek, "THALAIVASAL" Vijay, Mouli, Manivannan, Nasar stars a new Tamil Movie "SANDITHA VALAI". Music by "THEN ISAI THENDRAL" DEVA and Direction by "Kanethere Thonrinal" Ravichandran. Enjoy my Lollu Review on "Sanditha Velai"

STORY:

The story revolves around Two Karthik's One by name 'Adalarasu' and the Other by Name 'Thiruvavukarasu' . To Project One Karthik as a Rich guy the story starts in 'SOLAVARAM' Car Race ground where everyone will be shouting 'Thiru Thiru' and our Hero Karthik comes with a Car Race dress that is "Red Leather Shirt and Red Leather Pant" with a Red helmet and driving a 1970 Fiat Car which is painted with all possible Crude Oil names like CASTROL, BHARATH PETROLEUM ETC and he drives the car and wins the race banging four other cars etc. The next scene is in a Dance floor where our Karthik will be dancing with Chicks for the 'Barbie Girl' Song. Magane Ithelam konjam over.

The Other Karthik (Adalarasu) is a sad guy who grows in a village and who is searching for a decent Job. "KATTU KARADI" VIJAYA KUMAR which was roaming in Vandalur Zoo without Cinema Chance and which was then transferred to HYDRABAD National Zoo to mate with a Female KARADI and then to SAN DIEGO Zoo for a research "To identify what kind of KARADI it is" gets introduced as father to Karthik. All that it does is Shout like a Bear 10 times a day on Jobless Karthik and eat the left over in the house. SUJATHA is wife of that KARADI and mom for Karthik.

Karthik gets a Job and happen to stay with his father friend 'Mouli' where he meets 'ROJA'. When ever Karthik and Roja happen to meet they end up with a fight. ROJA gets married to KARTHIK as her dad Mouli forces her to get married to Karthik. After a while Roja understands Karthinks good nature as KARTHIK saves Roja from falling into a river, Cooking his own food after marriage etc etc. The story runs for half hour showing all these kind of Galij and Karthik happen to meet the other Karthik (Rich One) who tells his own story and asks him to go to his house and act as him and dies.

Then the major 'Galij' Starts. 'Adalarasu' goes as 'Thrinavukarasu' in that family and takes care of the family, business etc etc and the usual thing of he not touching 'Kousalya' who is the other Karthiks wife. Meanwhile a Death news goes to the Other Karthik house and Roja becomes 'Vidavai' and she comes in a White Saree, White Jacket, White Bra, White Thirunoor and what not in White and her Father in law that 'KATTU KARADI' Vijaya Kumar cryies and Roja Cryies thinking about Karthik etc etc. I still don't understand how long these guys are going to project 'Vidavai's in White Dress and kill us.

Meanwhile in the other house 'Kousalya' Does "THALI POOJAI" not know that her husband is no more, calling 20 Females and keeping Bottu to her Thali and giving Saree and Fruits to females and a Song comes here that highlights what and all are the Advantage of doing 'THALI POOJAI" ! What the heck it is man! I really hate all these things. After that poojai Kousalya takes 'Ashirvadam' from Kartik and our KUTTY MGR says 'Noooo Nooo' in MGR style. At last some how KARTHIK meets ROJA in a temple and is shocked to find her in WHITE ANGLE dress and explains her what happened and the movie ends as KARTHIK and ROJA joins together and they searching a new Guy for Kousalya...

KARTHIK:

Karthik looks like a Person who drunk 100 Liters of PIG Urine and ate 10 Pounds of Cow dung. ( 100 Liters of KATTU PANNI MUTRAM & 10 Punds MATTU SANI KUDICHAVAN Madiri Irrukan). He lost his charm and I dont know why he is sweating a lot. He looks tensed up and I think he is no more a charming hero. People say that he is ' Night Hero' of Kodambakkam and all that he does is chase Girls with his Car. I don't know what these guys are upto with such a cheap attitude. Also people say that he cant stand before the camera for more than 10 Minutes. Pavam 'Andu Anubavicha Kattai'. He will be like that. Not even in one scene he was impressive. Especially when he delivers his 'Vasanams' !!! You will have a feeling that you are talking to a person who is suffering from 'BEDI' for 10 days.

("10 NALL BEDI ANAVANODA PESARA MADIRI IRUKUM")

ROJA & KOUSALYA:

I still remember when i was in my 1st Standard we used to go to Marina Beach. Myself, My Brother, My Appa and Amma used to sit and we used to build "GOPURAM" in that beach sand. There will be a female who Comes with a "MALLI POO" plate and sells Malli Poo. ROJA Exactly looks like that female who "SELLS MALLI POO in MARINA BEACH". Irritating acting and action. I don't know how people are watching her on screens. Especially when she comes in that WHITE DRESS !!!

KOUSALYA looks like "A Female who dance on the Rope with Monkeys and does Three BALTIES at the same time with a dirty Chudidhar" in Ayanavaram. ( String le Ring Dance Adrava Madiri Iruka). Normally you can find these people in Temple functions in India and they will be shouting "Samyoov.... Podu Samyoo Podu" and selling Honey and Pasi Mani. That too she come with a Full make up and her face looks as if she is painted with ASIAN PAINT and when she laughsThat's it. I don't want to explain any more.

LOLLU COMMENTS:

If you really don't like some one Call him to your home one fine week end and say to him that we will watch a movie together and see this movie with him. Before calling him say that there is one good movie and its a big hit movie and lets watch together. While watching this movie don't show any signs of dislike and laugh for what ever is coming in that movie. You will have real fun seeing the other person suffering. Actually I am planning to do this to everyone here in Columbus.

I don't know what these guys are up to. KARTHIK its better that you just chase girls and be happy and its absolutely not necessary for you to act in these kinds of movies and irritate us. ROJA and KOUSALYA both are irritating. Especially when ROJA comes in that White Angel dress with her face like a JURASSIC PARK and talking to that 'KATTU KARADI" VijayaKumar.. Magane One must give OSCAR award to both of them. VIVEK was ultimate. He was the only person who managed the show! His casual comedy and when ever he comes DEVA puts the famous 'Badsha' Music.Also that two 'Ganna' Songs by DEVA was irritating.

I really thought that this movie will be another 'Kanethere Thonrinal' for the new director. He must have tried something new and not the same old double action meeting in train etc. A Bull shit movie and is worth only 35/100 for its irritating story line and irritating artist.

WITH LOVE,
PRABHU,
AUTHOR LOLLU EXPRESS,
COLUMBUS, OHIO, USA
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